Pornography

"Seeing a good chamber's application is like pornography.  You may not be able to describe it, but you'll know it when you see it." - PLTC Professor (identity protected)

Holy Sh*t! What an analogy. Welcome to PLTC kids!

Oh what was that? We have to conduct a chamber's application tomorrow in class? One night to prepare? Fantastic.

Well, I just had mine and am now naked, as I have been stripped of all of my pride and any and all faith I had about my ability to be a legal practitioner....

Would you like to hear the list?

1. Spoke too fast
2. Little eye-contact
3. Quoted Supreme Court Rule incorrectly (What. An. IDIOT!)
4. Giggled when questioned about the incorrectly stated Supreme Court Rule
5. Held onto my (beautiful maroon MJB Law pen) for dear life

And what did he say about opposing counsel?

"Hmm I didn't make any notes on your sheet, so, well, Good Job!"

At least I looked good...

Just a short little post today.  Unfortunately things are heating up and the civil trial is just over a week away... F.O.L (I don't want to be selfish so may include "Our" - all in this together right?).  I  have this feeling I should pay attention and stop "giggling" and "twirling my hair" and generally being so damn cute.

Love, Me.